Now Tom Cruise Has His Own Stalker

It may be late in the year, but Tom Cruise has finally succumbed to the mania for crazies who is Hollywood radicals: the celebrity Stalker. The police thought so, and after a lengthy comparison was determined that the veteran of the war in Iraq was kissing the floor with eyes full of pepper spray. Edward Kyle Van Tassel (crazy name, crazy guy) was arrested Nov. 3 on foot after a California Highway merrily waving an American flag and an unloaded gun, which is pretty amazing mentalist behavior.